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Thursday, April 24, 2008

100% Man

Hey Ladies...You ever wonder what a man looks like?
What's that you say? You've never seen a real man before?
Well, search no more baby because you're looking at a real 100%, Grade A, all American come and get it M...A...N.

Be it the sophisticated pallet,

The Restaurant Aficionado,

Or Just The Man About Town,

Yes I am a man in all the ways everyone else is not.

But do you want to know what really makes me a man?

My Gun...

That's right, my Springfield XD 9MM Hand Gun!

Have you ever looked in the mirror and thought "I don't like myself, I feel weak and useless."
Or have girls ever turned you down for dates?

Well Amigo then you are not a man....until you buy a gun!

That's right a gun can fill in all the holes that insecurity and society leave behind!

It's America's answer to all of life's problems...

Don't like yourself? Buy a gun!
Job Stressing you out? Buy a gun!
Feeling inadequate? Buy a gun!
Can't seem to please women? Buy a REALLY BIG gun!

Do you think this guy has any trouble reeling in the ladies?

I don't think so!

So now that you know what a REAL man looks like, how do you feel?

Yeah, I know, it's a lot to take in all at once...but don't be afraid.

My gun will keep you safe...


Richard Keele said...

That's a pretty funny post man.

j e d e d i a h said...

Duuuude, I have the gun too~

Jed Crossley

Meg said...

This post reminded me of the scene in Happy Gilmore where his old boss is wearing the shirt that says "Guns don't kill people, I kill people". Just don't kill people, Neil :)

Jakes Blog said...

That's pretty sweet Neil, Hilarious

Josh Keele said...

You are all that is man. I'm glad you finally found that out. Go shoot some up some a...deer, for cook'in.